World Religion Buff Prints

Chill Out Worshippers!

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

10 Commitments? Sure, I guess I could give him those, too.

"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses."

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

The ecumenical dinner party.

"What did Jesus order?"

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."

THE ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISI SHOW.

'Well if you don't want the apple, can I tempt you with this?'

Diagram of a dark matter halo around a saint.

Catholic-Protestant Debates. . .

"'Thou shalt give good discounts'? That's a commandment?"

Attila the Nun.

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

The Pope looks through here to check out the crowd before he speaks. Ah --- The papal people peephole!

Eurovision Hymn Contest

"Wouldn't it have been easier just to tweet those?"

"You're correct, God doesn't need your tithe, but the church does."

"Stupid HR says you can only fire them..."

"Not only should science be Bible-based, Creationism, but also math, Roman numerals!"

"Do me a favor, chief. Next time you carve something in stone have it spell checked first."

Joseph and the Coat of Many Colors.

"Oh, I know He works in mysterious ways, but if I worked that mysteriously I'd get fired."

"Great news! It's a light touch regulatory framework."