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'Sorry, I already sold it on Ebay.'

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Personally, I'm a doer."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

Paul Ree

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"Yes, one is a dog."

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

Psychologist's receptionist to man: 'I'm afraid I cancelled your appointment - the doctor has decided you don't exist.'

The Great Leap Forward

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses."

"But what if this is all there is?"

An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding as written and as it would have been written if David Hume had invested in a word processor,

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."