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Humans...What is their purpose?

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'The Questioner'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Nun Fight.

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Schrodinger's Black Box

Pastorius wonders why.

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

Zenemies.

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

Arthur Schopenhauer

The ecumenical dinner party.

How world war III started.

"What did Jesus order?"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"