Philosophical Enthusiast T-Shirts

Reading An Inconvenient Truth/The Useful Lie.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

Humans...What is their purpose?

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

reincarnated worm...

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Voltaire

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

'The Questioner'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

What else is there to wish for?

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

Now showing, at a University near you...

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"You call this a constitution?"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Zenemies.

Pastorius wonders why.