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"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

"That is an outrageous slur."

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Piano Keyboard

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

'At least I don't have his life.'

Doggy conductor

'We had to donwsize.'

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

THE ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISI SHOW.

Chill Out Worshippers!

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

The-Lead-Us-Not-Into Temptations

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

Diagram of a dark matter halo around a saint.

"'Thou shalt give good discounts'? That's a commandment?"

'Nobody's leaving till I get the offering plate back!'

"Now she's saying there'll have to be an pre-nuptial agreement."

Bell Hop