Angel And Devil Charmer T-Shirts

"File for an extension. . . Actually, that's a good idea."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

You're the olive in my martini

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

'May I have the key to your heart?'

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

'Hendrikson is playing his practical joke again!'

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

Heaven and Hell

'I'm here due to an identity theft.'

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

"It sounds good so far, are there any strings attached?"

"Warm and rich, fresh and bright, with depth and intensity. Not the wine, you."

"Remember... the cork. You're supposed to smell the cork!"

Women rush to man with 'I heart emotions' t-shirt.

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

'It's another 'Wish you were here' postcard from my friend in Hell.'

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

"Oh, yes, he's bad. But in a good way."

Angel Romance

'I was on my way to a costume party when it happened...'

'Do you have anything that smells like wedding bells?'

"Flip you for the top bunk."

'We definitely need tighter border controls!'

"I'm working on finding a healthier alternative to sniffing butts."

"My master got my new tags. Now I've got collar ID!"

"You had me at hell."

"I just got released from da pound. What's yer name, sweetie?"

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

"Carmen, how are you today? Wait! Don't tell me! You're as wonderful and as beautiful and charming as ever!"

Heavenly Suggestion Box

"With a name like Barney Stone, I do real well with the ladies on Valentine's day."