Devilish Charmers T-Shirts

Corkscrew.

"You had me at hell."

"Wait. Let it breathe."

"Warm and rich, fresh and bright, with depth and intensity. Not the wine, you."

Women rush to man with 'I heart emotions' t-shirt.

"I'll have Envy for starter, Greed for Main and Lust to follow."

'Do you have anything that smells like wedding bells?'

'You know how they say, no matter how bad you got it, there's always someone worse off? Well I'm that someone.'

Mrs.Beelzebub's faux pas.

A devil cat warms itself in front of the fire.

Brownie Size/Okay to Eat

Seven Layers.

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

BREAK TIME!

"File for an extension. . . Actually, that's a good idea."

'Ohhh....I love your accent!'

"Thank you for saving me, Mr. Nice Man! I almost drowned! You're so good-looking and noble and strong! I can't believe how you fought off that shark!"

"...and wagging your tail isn't going to get you off the hook."

"Look. . . I know that you think I'm a idiot, but I'm not a complete idiot!"

Sex and the Old City

"He's a little shy around people."

"You're looking good today. Is that a new dress? By the way, I'm sure this is a mistake...maybe you can raise it to..."

'So, your place, or my mother's.'

"With a name like Barney Stone, I do real well with the ladies on Valentine's day."

"Carmen, how are you today? Wait! Don't tell me! You're as wonderful and as beautiful and charming as ever!"

'WOOSH!' 'Ok, who set off the sprinkler?'

'The dog and cat followed me home, the bird flew in the window and the fish swam up the toilet. Obviously I have animal magnetism.'

"It took a lot of soul searching, before i became a success."

"You're too late. I already sold it on e-bay."

Hades Cafeteria. You didn't have any seared steak, blackened fish or even any devils food cake! What do you guys want? Take-out food. No exit.

You want to take a vacation from the comic strip? Exactly. We've been going nonstop for five years. Let's ask the fine, upstanding Rudy Park creators and readers for a couple of weeks off. These are compassionate, kind, intelligent, forward-thinking people. How can they say no? Because they hate obsequious whiners? You are devlishly handsome.

'I'm here for identity theft.'

You're a good looking man.

Once again her smile had failed to light up the room.

"You hired a lawyer to draft a summary of your report card?"