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Mrs.Beelzebub's faux pas.

"Study her closely...the laughing eyes, the dimpled smile...she's got 'em right where she wants 'em."

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

Devilled Eggs

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

You've discovered how elderly dudes can keep picking up chicks? I've amended Giacomo's Theorem, yes. The pickup number is now direction proportional to age in instances where charm is also directly proportional to age. Journals from Milan to Vegas are publishing my findings. Of course, there's one flaw in my theory. Hold that thought, I feel some gas coming on. It won't apply to most dudes.

"It sounds good so far, are there any strings attached?"

"Buses and 2 person carpools only"

"Our potions are 100% organic."

Can't you just text me..?

Lockdown had left Nigel desperate for a haircut.

'Well, in all my years as a relationships adviser, this is the first time I've had to admit defeat within the first five minutes!'

Well...I filled it!

Let me stand behind that one and you take my picture.

"I know you can't tell officer, but I'm giving you the sweetest smile."

"Or was it: 'Bubble, bubble, TOIL and trouble?'"

"That's a coincidence. I'm a Princess who was turned into a frog by a wicked witch. Do you think it would work if I kissed you?"

'Is this toe of frog endorsed by a major celebrity?'

"Take this, Luke. They say it's impossible to get a decent baguette west of the Pecos."

'You have a lovely cackle.'

Salesmen - You're right, you have a charming smile.

If you think I've been witty and charming so far, wait until you see the word balloons I have back at my house.

...To tell the truth, I find them quite becoming.

'Help out a fellow non-conformist?'

A devil cat warms itself in front of the fire.

Why can't we get a washing machine?

"You had me at hell."

A performance by the synchronized snow shovellers of scarsdale

'At last, an ethics committee that will listen to reason!'

'Yes we have a J.R. Hartley here.'

"Harold still has all the moves...he just forgot how to use them."

'Well one of us need to watch him, otherwise he's liable to take somebody's eye out!'

Witch's New Diet Didn't Last.