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'Hotcakes are my favorite!'

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"Any references?"

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

"Don't go in there!!"

Going Down?

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

"Show me a man who's optimistic about the human race..."

"First, we tell everybody that you're in rehab. I'll take it from there."

"I'm enjoying law school but I don't want to be known as the attorney from hell."

Devilled Eggs

"Lost My Grant - Please Help!"

Middle-Aged Man Celebrates Birthday Riding Escalator Without Holding Handrail!

'What went particularly well?'

Sawrd Fighting

'You have the right to refuse the body scanner, but then I'll have to pat you down.'

"First whack at sword swallowing?"

Zombie Pulse Eating Vegans.

Hire Wire Act

'Please feel free to take me out of context.'

"Well...this constant badness is just sooo wearisome...."

Concerned about getting his expectant wife to the hospital on time, Gary hired a stunt driver for the 'big day'.

"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."

A snowman, Frankenstein's monster and a scarecrow watch a fireplace DVD.

'Well, in all my years as a relationships adviser, this is the first time I've had to admit defeat within the first five minutes!'

Duel in the snow with snow shovels.

'Mum said I take after your side of the family, Dad!'

"Be right with you. I need to take this real quick."

At the retirement home for daredevils.

Monster on horizon warning sign.

Love at First Fright Dating Service. She's very picky. As usual, I'm having a hard time finding her a date for the Halloween Ball. She went with the Invisible Man once, but she said she could see right through him. She didn't like Cyclops because it was hard to make eye contact. Doctor Jekyll was no good because two's company and three's a crowd. Has she like anybody? Yeak, Frankenstein's monster ... She thought he was very well-built.

Ok, who told him to stick his tongue on the iceberg?