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"So, you'd prefer someone whose willing to make a sacrifice"

'Well, in all my years as a relationships adviser, this is the first time I've had to admit defeat within the first five minutes!'

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

Dairy Devil

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

"First, we tell everybody that you're in rehab. I'll take it from there."

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

Morbid evidence showing a high dive went terribly wrong!

Pass the SPF 20,000

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

"It sounds good so far, are there any strings attached?"

'I'm here due to an identity theft.'

Van Helsing's plans are thwarted by the Count's new anti-staking device.

"Well...this constant badness is just sooo wearisome...."

Devil Tricks

'I'm sorry to say that one among you is not pulling his weight... I don't think it's necessary to name names.'

'What are these for? You only bring me flowers when you've done something good.'

"It's a good thing Effie likes these little funerals, she's had such awful luck with her pets."

'Go ahead. If you make it across, they'll be telling your story for years.'

Daredevil Jack: Nobody calls me Chicken!

"I'd sell my soul for one of those."

"I hate to be that guy, but, technically, Frankenstein is the name of my creator, and I'm Frankenstein's monster."

Mother with Child.

...To tell the truth, I find them quite becoming.

"You wanna lick the bowl?"

'We definitely need tighter border controls!'

"...And here is the snack bar."

Damocles

Vultures breaking into the county morgue.

'No wonder it's so warm! Someone's been messing with the thermostat again!'

'At last, an ethics committee that will listen to reason!'

'Yes we have a J.R. Hartley here.'

"Look. . . I know that you think I'm a idiot, but I'm not a complete idiot!"