Devil Aficionados Prints

"So, you'd prefer someone whose willing to make a sacrifice"

'Well, in all my years as a relationships adviser, this is the first time I've had to admit defeat within the first five minutes!'

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

Dairy Devil

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

"First, we tell everybody that you're in rehab. I'll take it from there."

Stephen King

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

Morbid evidence showing a high dive went terribly wrong!

'I'm here due to an identity theft.'

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

Pass the SPF 20,000

"It sounds good so far, are there any strings attached?"

Van Helsing's plans are thwarted by the Count's new anti-staking device.

"Well...this constant badness is just sooo wearisome...."

Devil Tricks

'I'm sorry to say that one among you is not pulling his weight... I don't think it's necessary to name names.'

'What are these for? You only bring me flowers when you've done something good.'

"It's a good thing Effie likes these little funerals, she's had such awful luck with her pets."

'Go ahead. If you make it across, they'll be telling your story for years.'

Daredevil Jack: Nobody calls me Chicken!

...To tell the truth, I find them quite becoming.

Damocles

No Caption. (Two gerbils are seen each in an exercise wheel. One is running and the other is riding a motorcycle.)

'No wonder it's so warm! Someone's been messing with the thermostat again!'

"I hate to be that guy, but, technically, Frankenstein is the name of my creator, and I'm Frankenstein's monster."

'We definitely need tighter border controls!'

"I'd sell my soul for one of those."

Mother with Child.

Vultures breaking into the county morgue.

"...And here is the snack bar."

"You wanna lick the bowl?"

'At last, an ethics committee that will listen to reason!'

'Yes we have a J.R. Hartley here.'