Devilry Enthusiast Prints

'It's been difficult, but I think I've finally accepted the fact that, try as I might, I just can't make EVERYONE miserable!'

...To tell the truth, I find them quite becoming.

Scarpia from Tosca

"Any references?"

Going Down?

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

A convenient attack of swine flu...

More Pardons

"First, we tell everybody that you're in rehab. I'll take it from there."

"I'm enjoying law school but I don't want to be known as the attorney from hell."

'Dang, it looks like they have found out about my plan to take over the world...'

Middle-Aged Man Celebrates Birthday Riding Escalator Without Holding Handrail!

Devilled Eggs

Hire Wire Act

'You have the right to refuse the body scanner, but then I'll have to pat you down.'

'Please feel free to take me out of context.'

"We sell beer, but it's non-alcoholic."

Caped Character

'Well, in all my years as a relationships adviser, this is the first time I've had to admit defeat within the first five minutes!'

Advantages of being bald # 3 - Evil villain movie parts.

"Well...this constant badness is just sooo wearisome...."

'Mum said I take after your side of the family, Dad!'

At the retirement home for daredevils.

"But. . . Don't you want Santa to fill your stocking?"

"It's talk like a pirate day."

'What are these for? You only bring me flowers when you've done something good.'

'I'm sorry to say that one among you is not pulling his weight... I don't think it's necessary to name names.'

'... And the last thing I remember saying was, 'It oughta be a sin to look this good.''

"There just aren't any good parts."

'Oh, come on -- You only live once!'