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No Caption. (Two gerbils are seen each in an exercise wheel. One is running and the other is riding a motorcycle.)

"Why had the engine st....?"

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

YOLO vs YODO

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

Washing Line Walker

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

Dairy Devil

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

'Of course we can do it! We're BIRDS!'

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

'I tried it at home...'

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

"First, we tell everybody that you're in rehab. I'll take it from there."

"I see you do all your own stunts."

"I don't want to alarm you, but it seems that what you have on your back may actually be my backpack."