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High wire performer has to stop at traffic lights for crossing trapeze artists.

'I don't want to worry you lads, but the throttle has jammed wide open!'

'Ladies and gentlemen, if you thought the human cannonbal was exciting you'll love our next act!'

Hellmets: Crash helmets in the form of Hell.

This was the first and last time Rolf bungee-jumped!

Team!

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

YOLO vs YODO

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

Washing Line Walker

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

Dairy Devil

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

'Of course we can do it! We're BIRDS!'

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

Guide dog leads blind ski jumper off ramp.

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'