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"The Johnsons finally get around to child-proofing their home."

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

'How's the water skiing?'

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

Dairy Devil

A convenient attack of swine flu...

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"Kids."

Middle-Aged Man Celebrates Birthday Riding Escalator Without Holding Handrail!

'Monster mobiles.'

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

Morbid evidence showing a high dive went terribly wrong!

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

"And now I will attempt the same feat but without insurance."

Hire Wire Act

'Kids today are so imaginative!'

'Now let's call and see what time it is in CHINA!'

"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."

Cannon crossing sign for tightrope walker.

'Heroic stoicism has its rewards.'

"It says here that you've been fired 126 times! Oh, hang on. I see you were a 'human cannonball' in the circus."

'I was okay with the library and rec room, but the wall climbing has got me nervous.'

At the retirement home for daredevils.

This was the first and last time Rolf bungee-jumped!

"Your Honor this is Exhibit A in the Wallenda Paternity suit."