Little Daredevil Enthusiasts Gifts

"The Johnsons finally get around to child-proofing their home."

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

'How's the water skiing?'

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

Dairy Devil

A convenient attack of swine flu...

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part One

"Ladies, you know the rule about joyriding."

"Kids."

Fly Tightrope walker

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

Morbid evidence showing a high dive went terribly wrong!

Middle-Aged Man Celebrates Birthday Riding Escalator Without Holding Handrail!

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

'Monster mobiles.'

"And now I will attempt the same feat but without insurance."

Hire Wire Act

'Now let's call and see what time it is in CHINA!'

"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."

"First whack at sword swallowing?"

Cannon crossing sign for tightrope walker.

'Kids today are so imaginative!'

'Heroic stoicism has its rewards.'

"Be right with you. I need to take this real quick."

Concerned about getting his expectant wife to the hospital on time, Gary hired a stunt driver for the 'big day'.

"It says here that you've been fired 126 times! Oh, hang on. I see you were a 'human cannonball' in the circus."

'I was okay with the library and rec room, but the wall climbing has got me nervous.'

At the retirement home for daredevils.

"Your Honor this is Exhibit A in the Wallenda Paternity suit."