Little Daredevils Gifts

"Kids."

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

'How's the water skiing?'

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

Dummies Books.

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part One

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

"The Johnsons finally get around to child-proofing their home."

"Let me show you my latest D.I.Y. project."

Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.'

'I like your spirit - nine out of ten people would admit roller-disco wasn't for them!'

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'

Super Homeworld

'... And here's one I made earlier.'

Robot Olympics

"Ordering groceries online can be unpredictable."

DIY store with a first aid department

"... But, Derek. The travel agent told us not to drink the water!"

'I see that somebody grabbed the bull by the horns.'

'I told you it was a stupid idea to try to fix the disposal with your tie on.'

'Give me the saw Stanley, I'm calling a professional.'

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

Students at Watertown High discovered that the tubing from Chem Lab was perfect for bungee jumping.

'Let's just all agree not to text while bobsledding anymore.'

'Ben wants to join the 'Paratrooper Corps' when he grows up!'

'Face it, Al, there's no business like show business for you anymore.'

'When your grandparents said they were going to drop in on us, I didn't think they meant literally.'

"You know that's a waste of time, just chuck it on the fire to keep us warm."

As the other boarders stared in awe, Todd blew by them on his new cranio-board.

"The Great Ikeamids"