Little Daredevils Gifts

"Kids."

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

'How's the water skiing?'

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

"Let me show you my latest D.I.Y. project."

Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.'

"The Johnsons finally get around to child-proofing their home."

'I like your spirit - nine out of ten people would admit roller-disco wasn't for them!'

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'

Super Homeworld

'... And here's one I made earlier.'

Robot Olympics

DIY store with a first aid department

"Ordering groceries online can be unpredictable."

'I see that somebody grabbed the bull by the horns.'

"... But, Derek. The travel agent told us not to drink the water!"

'Give me the saw Stanley, I'm calling a professional.'

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

'Let's just all agree not to text while bobsledding anymore.'

'Face it, Al, there's no business like show business for you anymore.'

'Ben wants to join the 'Paratrooper Corps' when he grows up!'

'When your grandparents said they were going to drop in on us, I didn't think they meant literally.'

"You know that's a waste of time, just chuck it on the fire to keep us warm."

'Somebody please help me!'

"The Great Ikeamids"