Youthful Daredevils Gifts

Boys will be boys and so will a lot of middle-aged men - Kim Hubbardf

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

Dummies Books.

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

"Kids."

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

'If I don't like it, I rearrange your face.'

"Let me show you my latest D.I.Y. project."

"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."

"Yeah, my mum made me come outside to play as well."

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'

Super Homeworld

'... And here's one I made earlier.'

Robot Olympics

DIY store with a first aid department

"I've never seen such destruction on a phone. What happened?"

'I see that somebody grabbed the bull by the horns.'

"... But, Derek. The travel agent told us not to drink the water!"

'I told you it was a stupid idea to try to fix the disposal with your tie on.'

'Give me the saw Stanley, I'm calling a professional.'

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

Students at Watertown High discovered that the tubing from Chem Lab was perfect for bungee jumping.

'Oh no ! I've crashed.'

'Let's just all agree not to text while bobsledding anymore.'

'Face it, Al, there's no business like show business for you anymore.'

'When your grandparents said they were going to drop in on us, I didn't think they meant literally.'

"You know that's a waste of time, just chuck it on the fire to keep us warm."

As the other boarders stared in awe, Todd blew by them on his new cranio-board.

"I tried fixing the computer myself. As soon as a professional fixes all the damage I caused, we can use it."

Skydiving Pizza

'Somebody please help me!'

'Which end do the nails come out of?'