Laugh-loving Daredevils Gifts

Although he was a great inventor, Herbert's cordless bungee proves to be less than successful.

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

Dummies Books.

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

"Ladies, you know the rule about joyriding."

"Kids."

University of Hard Knocks

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."

"The Johnsons finally get around to child-proofing their home."

"Let me show you my latest D.I.Y. project."

'If I don't like it, I rearrange your face.'

"Yeah, my mum made me come outside to play as well."

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'

Super Homeworld

'... And here's one I made earlier.'

"I've never seen such destruction on a phone. What happened?"

DIY store with a first aid department

"... But, Derek. The travel agent told us not to drink the water!"

'I was okay with the library and rec room, but the wall climbing has got me nervous.'

'I told you it was a stupid idea to try to fix the disposal with your tie on.'

Child asking for braces from Santa.

'Give me the saw Stanley, I'm calling a professional.'

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

'Why the seat belt.' Restraining patient.

'Oh no ! I've crashed.'

'Face it, Al, there's no business like show business for you anymore.'

'Except for that, how did the experimental plane perform?'

"You know that's a waste of time, just chuck it on the fire to keep us warm."

As the other boarders stared in awe, Todd blew by them on his new cranio-board.

Skydiving Pizza

No Caption. (Two gerbils are seen each in an exercise wheel. One is running and the other is riding a motorcycle.)

"I tried fixing the computer myself. As soon as a professional fixes all the damage I caused, we can use it."

Mickey Mouth.

'Which end do the nails come out of?'