Outdoorsy Daredevils Gifts

"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Dummies Books.

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

A convenient attack of swine flu...

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

Middle-Aged Man Celebrates Birthday Riding Escalator Without Holding Handrail!

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

'If I don't like it, I rearrange your face.'

"Let me show you my latest D.I.Y. project."

"First whack at sword swallowing?"

"The Johnsons finally get around to child-proofing their home."

Hire Wire Act

Watch out For Falling Skiers.

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

Super Homeworld

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'

'... And here's one I made earlier.'

Robot Olympics

Concerned about getting his expectant wife to the hospital on time, Gary hired a stunt driver for the 'big day'.

'I see that somebody grabbed the bull by the horns.'

Speed Limit 32ft/sec2

"... But, Derek. The travel agent told us not to drink the water!"

"Be right with you. I need to take this real quick."

DIY store with a first aid department

'I was okay with the library and rec room, but the wall climbing has got me nervous.'

'I told you it was a stupid idea to try to fix the disposal with your tie on.'

At the retirement home for daredevils.

'Give me the saw Stanley, I'm calling a professional.'

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

Students at Watertown High discovered that the tubing from Chem Lab was perfect for bungee jumping.