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When technology goes too far #6. The wireless parachute.

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'. . . Just thought I'd drop you a mime!'

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

Now hiring.

Extreme skier flies through cloud.

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

'If I don't like it, I rearrange your face.'

"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."

Robot Olympics

Clown jumps out of plane with balloon parachute.

'Just use some extra strength spackle.'

Bad luck

"... But, Derek. The travel agent told us not to drink the water!"

'I see that somebody grabbed the bull by the horns.'

Jump 4 Amnesia.

'We'll parachute in and surprise them with their sales award.'

Students at Watertown High discovered that the tubing from Chem Lab was perfect for bungee jumping.

'Face it, Al, there's no business like show business for you anymore.'

Todd's passion for gaming finally caught up with him.

'Let's just all agree not to text while bobsledding anymore.'

George flew like an eagle, but landed like a limpet.

'Next time the captain says to turn off your cell phone, just do it!'

'When your grandparents said they were going to drop in on us, I didn't think they meant literally.'

Dear valued customer - Due to a defect in the parachute you purchased from us, it fails to open in midair. Just FYI. Bring it to us for an adjustment at your earliest convenience. Have a nice day.

As the other boarders stared in awe, Todd blew by them on his new cranio-board.

Acme Skydiving School.

The Shark Cage

'Hi, Mum- I'm on board.'

Jello in the diving pool.