Dive Daredevils Gifts

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"Touché"

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

Dummies Books.

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

'. . . Just thought I'd drop you a mime!'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

Now hiring.

"Let me show you my latest D.I.Y. project."

'If I don't like it, I rearrange your face.'

"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'

Super Homeworld

'... And here's one I made earlier.'

Robot Olympics

Clown jumps out of plane with balloon parachute.

'Just use some extra strength spackle.'

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

DIY store with a first aid department

"Ordering groceries online can be unpredictable."

"... But, Derek. The travel agent told us not to drink the water!"

'I see that somebody grabbed the bull by the horns.'

Jump 4 Amnesia.

'I told you it was a stupid idea to try to fix the disposal with your tie on.'

'Give me the saw Stanley, I'm calling a professional.'

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

'Judging by all the barnacles on you, I think you may have spent a little too much time down there.'

Students at Watertown High discovered that the tubing from Chem Lab was perfect for bungee jumping.

'It just makes it seem more interesting.'

George flew like an eagle, but landed like a limpet.

'Let's just all agree not to text while bobsledding anymore.'