Playful Daredevils Gifts

Child with apple on head shooting arrow at his reflection.

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

"Kids."

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."

"Let me show you my latest D.I.Y. project."

'If I don't like it, I rearrange your face.'

"The Johnsons finally get around to child-proofing their home."

Super Homeworld

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'

'I like your spirit - nine out of ten people would admit roller-disco wasn't for them!'

'... And here's one I made earlier.'

Robot Olympics

'I see that somebody grabbed the bull by the horns.'

DIY store with a first aid department

"... But, Derek. The travel agent told us not to drink the water!"

'I was okay with the library and rec room, but the wall climbing has got me nervous.'

'Give me the saw Stanley, I'm calling a professional.'

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

'Maybe the Oboe wasn't the best choice for a hoedown.'

'Face it, Al, there's no business like show business for you anymore.'

Chicane

'Let's just all agree not to text while bobsledding anymore.'

'When your grandparents said they were going to drop in on us, I didn't think they meant literally.'

"You know that's a waste of time, just chuck it on the fire to keep us warm."

'Somebody please help me!'

Skydiving Pizza

"I tried fixing the computer myself. As soon as a professional fixes all the damage I caused, we can use it."

'Which end do the nails come out of?'