Playful Daredevils Gifts

Child with apple on head shooting arrow at his reflection.

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

Dummies Books.

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

"Ladies, you know the rule about joyriding."

"Kids."

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

"Let me show you my latest D.I.Y. project."

'If I don't like it, I rearrange your face.'

"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."

"The Johnsons finally get around to child-proofing their home."

'I like your spirit - nine out of ten people would admit roller-disco wasn't for them!'

Super Homeworld

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'

'... And here's one I made earlier.'

Robot Olympics

DIY store with a first aid department

'I see that somebody grabbed the bull by the horns.'

"... But, Derek. The travel agent told us not to drink the water!"

'I was okay with the library and rec room, but the wall climbing has got me nervous.'

'I told you it was a stupid idea to try to fix the disposal with your tie on.'

'Give me the saw Stanley, I'm calling a professional.'

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

'Maybe the Oboe wasn't the best choice for a hoedown.'

Students at Watertown High discovered that the tubing from Chem Lab was perfect for bungee jumping.

'Let's just all agree not to text while bobsledding anymore.'

Chicane

'Face it, Al, there's no business like show business for you anymore.'

'When your grandparents said they were going to drop in on us, I didn't think they meant literally.'

"You know that's a waste of time, just chuck it on the fire to keep us warm."

As the other boarders stared in awe, Todd blew by them on his new cranio-board.

Skydiving Pizza

"I tried fixing the computer myself. As soon as a professional fixes all the damage I caused, we can use it."

'Somebody please help me!'