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"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

A convenient attack of swine flu...

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

Middle-Aged Man Celebrates Birthday Riding Escalator Without Holding Handrail!

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

"The Johnsons finally get around to child-proofing their home."

"Let me show you my latest D.I.Y. project."

Hire Wire Act

'If I don't like it, I rearrange your face.'

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'

Super Homeworld

'... And here's one I made earlier.'

Robot Olympics

'I see that somebody grabbed the bull by the horns.'

Speed Limit 32ft/sec2

"... But, Derek. The travel agent told us not to drink the water!"

DIY store with a first aid department

'I was okay with the library and rec room, but the wall climbing has got me nervous.'

At the retirement home for daredevils.

'Give me the saw Stanley, I'm calling a professional.'

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."