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Sand sailing in the Sahara

"... But, Derek. The travel agent told us not to drink the water!"

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

100k Desert Crawl

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

"Kids."

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

"Let me show you my latest D.I.Y. project."

"Yeah, my mum made me come outside to play as well."

"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."

'If I don't like it, I rearrange your face.'

Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.'

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'

Super Homeworld

'I like your spirit - nine out of ten people would admit roller-disco wasn't for them!'

'... And here's one I made earlier.'

Robot Olympics

DIY store with a first aid department

"Ordering groceries online can be unpredictable."

"I've never seen such destruction on a phone. What happened?"

'I see that somebody grabbed the bull by the horns.'

'Give me the saw Stanley, I'm calling a professional.'

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

'Let's just all agree not to text while bobsledding anymore.'

'Face it, Al, there's no business like show business for you anymore.'

'Oh no ! I've crashed.'

'When your grandparents said they were going to drop in on us, I didn't think they meant literally.'

"You know that's a waste of time, just chuck it on the fire to keep us warm."

"The Great Ikeamids"

Skydiving Pizza

'Somebody please help me!'