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Sand sailing in the Sahara

"... But, Derek. The travel agent told us not to drink the water!"

Dummies Books.

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

100k Desert Crawl

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

"Kids."

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

'If I don't like it, I rearrange your face.'

"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."

"Yeah, my mum made me come outside to play as well."

"Let me show you my latest D.I.Y. project."

Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.'

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'

'I like your spirit - nine out of ten people would admit roller-disco wasn't for them!'

Super Homeworld

Robot Olympics

'... And here's one I made earlier.'

"I've never seen such destruction on a phone. What happened?"

'I see that somebody grabbed the bull by the horns.'

"Ordering groceries online can be unpredictable."

DIY store with a first aid department

'I told you it was a stupid idea to try to fix the disposal with your tie on.'

'Give me the saw Stanley, I'm calling a professional.'

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

Students at Watertown High discovered that the tubing from Chem Lab was perfect for bungee jumping.

'Oh no ! I've crashed.'

'Face it, Al, there's no business like show business for you anymore.'

'Let's just all agree not to text while bobsledding anymore.'

'When your grandparents said they were going to drop in on us, I didn't think they meant literally.'

"You know that's a waste of time, just chuck it on the fire to keep us warm."

As the other boarders stared in awe, Todd blew by them on his new cranio-board.

"I tried fixing the computer myself. As soon as a professional fixes all the damage I caused, we can use it."