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'Get with it, pal! Nobody walks anymore!'

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

'How's the water skiing?'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

YOLO vs YODO

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

Guide dog leads blind ski jumper off ramp.

"Kids."

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

"You look like the kind of folks who laugh at adversity."

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

"I see you do all your own stunts."

'I've told you boys to quit jumping on your father's bed.'

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."

"I don't want to alarm you, but it seems that what you have on your back may actually be my backpack."

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."