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Cat wing walking.

Fish Tank Crash Helmet.

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

YOLO vs YODO

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

Guide dog leads blind ski jumper off ramp.

An extreme sports biker as a baby.

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

'I tried it at home...'

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

"I see you do all your own stunts."

Middle-Aged Man Celebrates Birthday Riding Escalator Without Holding Handrail!

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

'I've told you boys to quit jumping on your father's bed.'