Joyful Daredevil Gifts

"Ladies, you know the rule about joyriding."

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Rock Climber

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

YOLO vs YODO

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

Washing Line Walker

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

'Of course we can do it! We're BIRDS!'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

'I tried it at home...'

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

Tight Rope Ski Lift

"I see you do all your own stunts."

Middle-Aged Man Celebrates Birthday Riding Escalator Without Holding Handrail!

"I don't want to alarm you, but it seems that what you have on your back may actually be my backpack."