Daring Daredevil Gifts

With his illustrious career in the circus over, Alfonzo the Great settled into a job with the New England Power Company.

"I think he's seeing how many 'health and safety' protocols he can break at once!"

"If Carlo can't maintain a better on-line profile, he'll just have to go..."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

YOLO vs YODO

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

Washing Line Walker

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

'Of course we can do it! We're BIRDS!'

"Ladies, you know the rule about joyriding."

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

'I tried it at home...'

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."