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Although he was a great inventor, Herbert's cordless bungee proves to be less than successful.

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

"Kids."

University of Hard Knocks

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

'If I don't like it, I rearrange your face.'

"Yeah, my mum made me come outside to play as well."

"The Johnsons finally get around to child-proofing their home."

"Let me show you my latest D.I.Y. project."

"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'

Super Homeworld

'... And here's one I made earlier.'

DIY store with a first aid department

"I've never seen such destruction on a phone. What happened?"

"... But, Derek. The travel agent told us not to drink the water!"

'I was okay with the library and rec room, but the wall climbing has got me nervous.'

'Give me the saw Stanley, I'm calling a professional.'

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

'Except for that, how did the experimental plane perform?'

'Face it, Al, there's no business like show business for you anymore.'

'Why the seat belt.' Restraining patient.

'Oh no ! I've crashed.'

"You know that's a waste of time, just chuck it on the fire to keep us warm."

Skydiving Pizza

"I tried fixing the computer myself. As soon as a professional fixes all the damage I caused, we can use it."

'Which end do the nails come out of?'

"The Great Ikeamids"