Dancing Daredevils T-Shirts

"He's been at it all week...ever since he read that dancing was good for his mental health, but it's ruining mine!"

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

Double Bass Jumpers.

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

"Kids."

Tight Rope Ski Lift

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

'If I don't like it, I rearrange your face.'

'I like your spirit - nine out of ten people would admit roller-disco wasn't for them!'

Robot Olympics

"... But, Derek. The travel agent told us not to drink the water!"

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

'I see that somebody grabbed the bull by the horns.'

'Maybe the Oboe wasn't the best choice for a hoedown.'

"Aren't you glad now that you suggested we get a hobby that would bring us closer together?"

Students at Watertown High discovered that the tubing from Chem Lab was perfect for bungee jumping.

'Face it, Al, there's no business like show business for you anymore.'

Mel forgets to zip up his fanny pack before breakdancing.

"Lift those legs higher. Come on, people. Work it. Work it."

The Human Cannonball flies past space capsule.

"Ow. That's the second time you've stepped on my foot."

'Let's just all agree not to text while bobsledding anymore.'

'When your grandparents said they were going to drop in on us, I didn't think they meant literally.'

'Somebody please help me!'

Skydiving Pizza

'How may I hurt you?'

'GRAMMA!'

"Do it! Do it! Do it!"

"Your big sister's getting married tomorrow, eat your greens or it's me and you on the dance floor."

"If putting it in and taking it out doesn't work, try shaking it all about."

Sand sailing in the Sahara

'Get with it, pal! Nobody walks anymore!'

A coxswain attempting to dance