Beauty Daredevils T-Shirts

'How may I hurt you?'

Bad fake tan day.

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

"How's it look back there?"

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

"Kids."

"The clothes looked extra dirty... so I used the whole box of detergent!"

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

'If I don't like it, I rearrange your face.'

Robot Olympics

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

'I see that somebody grabbed the bull by the horns.'

An man with an axe removes tattoos.

Ass-less Chaps

'Maybe the Oboe wasn't the best choice for a hoedown.'

Saville Row surprise

'Let's just all agree not to text while bobsledding anymore.'

'Why the seat belt.' Restraining patient.

Person who doesn't eat much blown away in the wind.

'Face it, Al, there's no business like show business for you anymore.'

'When your grandparents said they were going to drop in on us, I didn't think they meant literally.'

"Whoa, Fred!! Where'd you get that ridiculous shirt??!"

"Great stupid haircut!"

'Somebody please help me!'

How to have long, luscious hair in two easy steps 1) Have short, luscious hair. 2) Don't cut it.

"It was a freezing winter night & I could hardly see a thing. Luckily, I was wearing my Fluorescent thong."

The extraction.

Shoot your own apples

No-no-no! I said a PUNK rocker!!"

"It's so cold, I don't even feel stupid wearing this hat."