Beauty Daredevils Pillows

'How may I hurt you?'

Bad fake tan day.

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

"How's it look back there?"

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

"Kids."

"The clothes looked extra dirty... so I used the whole box of detergent!"

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

'If I don't like it, I rearrange your face.'

Robot Olympics

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

Ass-less Chaps

'I see that somebody grabbed the bull by the horns.'

An man with an axe removes tattoos.

Child asking for braces from Santa.

'Maybe the Oboe wasn't the best choice for a hoedown.'

Students at Watertown High discovered that the tubing from Chem Lab was perfect for bungee jumping.

'Why the seat belt.' Restraining patient.

Saville Row surprise

'Face it, Al, there's no business like show business for you anymore.'

Person who doesn't eat much blown away in the wind.

'Let's just all agree not to text while bobsledding anymore.'

'When your grandparents said they were going to drop in on us, I didn't think they meant literally.'

"Whoa, Fred!! Where'd you get that ridiculous shirt??!"

As the other boarders stared in awe, Todd blew by them on his new cranio-board.

How to have long, luscious hair in two easy steps 1) Have short, luscious hair. 2) Don't cut it.

"It was a freezing winter night & I could hardly see a thing. Luckily, I was wearing my Fluorescent thong."

'Somebody please help me!'

Mickey Mouth.

'Careful Sid. They may be comfortable but you'll look ridiculous.'

"Great stupid haircut!"

The extraction.

Shoot your own apples

No-no-no! I said a PUNK rocker!!"