Devilry Enthusiasts Pillows

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

"Any references?"

Going Down?

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

"First, we tell everybody that you're in rehab. I'll take it from there."

Devilled Eggs

Middle-Aged Man Celebrates Birthday Riding Escalator Without Holding Handrail!

"Lost My Grant - Please Help!"

"I'm enjoying law school but I don't want to be known as the attorney from hell."

'What went particularly well?'

Sawrd Fighting

Hire Wire Act

Zombie Pulse Eating Vegans.

'You have the right to refuse the body scanner, but then I'll have to pat you down.'

'Please feel free to take me out of context.'

"Well...this constant badness is just sooo wearisome...."

"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."

A snowman, Frankenstein's monster and a scarecrow watch a fireplace DVD.

'Mum said I take after your side of the family, Dad!'

'Well, in all my years as a relationships adviser, this is the first time I've had to admit defeat within the first five minutes!'

At the retirement home for daredevils.

Monster on horizon warning sign.

Dracula sees his reflection in the mirror.

"It's talk like a pirate day."