Devilish Humor Aficionados Pillows

'At last, an ethics committee that will listen to reason!'

"Puss in cement boots"

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

"Any references?"

Going Down?

'I today's market news, Greed roared back.'

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

"I'm enjoying law school but I don't want to be known as the attorney from hell."

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

'No. No. Don't bomb them now. Wait until morning, when the birds are singing and the air is alive with a sense of possibility.'

'You have the right to refuse the body scanner, but then I'll have to pat you down.'

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

"You're in luck! Business ethics is a grey area, we're sending you back!"

Publish and Be Damned

'Please feel free to take me out of context.'

CCTV on torture cage.

"Cultural diversity is all very well, but our immigration officers don't have to put up with their bloody harp picking 24 hours a day!"

"Thank you for not praying."

"U R like so ded!"

'Well, in all my years as a relationships adviser, this is the first time I've had to admit defeat within the first five minutes!'

Here's the idea - A Christmas 'feel good' movie with a slasher twist. The title, 'It's a wonderful knife'.

"We sell beer, but it's non-alcoholic."

'Mum said I take after your side of the family, Dad!'

"What a pro."

'Okay, buddy, where's the fire?'

"It's talk like a pirate day."

When magic tricks go wrong.

No necking in public

"So you don't deny putting plastic explosives in your husband's executive toy ?"

'Welcome Aboard, Matie!'

Children Of The Coronavirus