Devilish Humor Devotee Pillows

Sinnerplex.

Charles Addams.

"Any references?"

Meowlzebub

Going Down?

'I today's market news, Greed roared back.'

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

"I'm enjoying law school but I don't want to be known as the attorney from hell."

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

'You have the right to refuse the body scanner, but then I'll have to pat you down.'

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

Publish and Be Damned

'Please feel free to take me out of context.'

'Mum said I take after your side of the family, Dad!'

"We sell beer, but it's non-alcoholic."

"Cultural diversity is all very well, but our immigration officers don't have to put up with their bloody harp picking 24 hours a day!"

"No, I don't mind if you peek,' said the mystery writer to the next victim.

'So do I get the job or not?'

'Okay, buddy, where's the fire?'

The Fifth Annual Crow Convention - "If you ask me, I reckon it looks like a murder!"

"Well this is a shock. I had you pictured in solids."

"I'm glad that you've decided not to take yourself so seriously, but. . ."

'Why are you here now?!'

Devil reading ransom note: We have your thermostat.

The day the Times never once mentioned Michael Ovitz

'... And the last thing I remember saying was, 'It oughta be a sin to look this good.''

"But. . . Don't you want Santa to fill your stocking?"

"It's talk like a pirate day."

'I've got to watch my health - I'm Type 2 diabolic!'

The End is Near

'Are you the devil to pay?'

Soul Music

Hand baskets only lane in hell.