Devilish Humor Lover Pillows

Publish and Be Damned

"It's another one of those 'cultural exchange' visits."

'Okay, buddy, where's the fire?'

'I'm sorry but we can't trade your soul for a cure for the common cold. We don't have a cure for the common cold either.'

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Devil Using Hotmail

Soul Music

"I like that! What are you listening to?"

"Cultural diversity is all very well, but our immigration officers don't have to put up with their bloody harp picking 24 hours a day!"

The Banality of Evil

'I today's market news, Greed roared back.'

'I wouldn't be concerned. We're all subject to temptations.'

The day the Times never once mentioned Michael Ovitz

Halo Wheel

'Don't let him fool you. He's one of those Hell's Angels..a real bad ass.'

Hades Brainstorming Session. What if we put a TV in every room, but all it shows is campaign commercials?

"Intern."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

'... And this is my cellar.'

Dead Funny

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"Housekeeping?!"

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

The Reaper's Arms

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

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