Devilish Humor Lover Prints

Publish and Be Damned

"It's another one of those 'cultural exchange' visits."

'Okay, buddy, where's the fire?'

'I'm sorry but we can't trade your soul for a cure for the common cold. We don't have a cure for the common cold either.'

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Devil Using Hotmail

Soul Music

"Cultural diversity is all very well, but our immigration officers don't have to put up with their bloody harp picking 24 hours a day!"

The Banality of Evil

'I today's market news, Greed roared back.'

'I wouldn't be concerned. We're all subject to temptations.'

The day the Times never once mentioned Michael Ovitz

Halo Wheel

"Intern."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

'... And this is my cellar.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Dead Funny

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Housekeeping?!"

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

The Reaper's Arms

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

"Already sold your soul to the company? Listen, I'll have my people talk to their people."