Devilish Humor Aficionado Prints

Prison Visit.

"We sell beer, but it's non-alcoholic."

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

'You can just forget about the cake.'

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

Another day at work would be one too many...

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

"The Eggsorcist"

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"'Grim Reapers' was considered too offensive, these days we're known as 'afterlife facilitators.'"

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

"And this is our new HR officer in charge of morale..."

"The boss told me I have to start at the bottom."

"Any references?"

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

"Are you Matthew Jones with a double 'T'?"

Meowlzebub

Vlad the Wholesaler

Going Down?

"Congratulations! You've made the short-list for who we're blaming."

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

'Wait! Wait a minute! Would you hold my glasses?'

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'