Devilishly Good Humor Lover Pillows

...What I wouldn't give for just one glass of iced tea.

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"Any references?"

Going Down?

'I today's market news, Greed roared back.'

"I'm enjoying law school but I don't want to be known as the attorney from hell."

'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'

"Okay, come at me in a conga line."

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

'You have the right to refuse the body scanner, but then I'll have to pat you down.'

Publish and Be Damned

'Please feel free to take me out of context.'

"Cultural diversity is all very well, but our immigration officers don't have to put up with their bloody harp picking 24 hours a day!"

'Mum said I take after your side of the family, Dad!'

'That's Saint Throbbold. Patron saint of migraine.'

God's Manicure.

"We sell beer, but it's non-alcoholic."

'Okay, buddy, where's the fire?'

'You're nuts! It isn't any hotter than usual so quit brining up global warming!'

Angel hitchhiker has sign: 'Bible Belt'

The day the Times never once mentioned Michael Ovitz

"It's talk like a pirate day."

"But. . . Don't you want Santa to fill your stocking?"

'... And the last thing I remember saying was, 'It oughta be a sin to look this good.''

Jesus looking at a 'you are here' map.

'I've got to watch my health - I'm Type 2 diabolic!'

'When you're done fixing the furnace, could you gather up these Demons From Hell that escaped?'

'Miss Cox, check the polls and see how well God's running.'

'These days, nearly ninety percent of our business is hell on earth.'

Soul Music

Designated smoking area of the gods