Devilishly Funny Enthusiast Pillows

'Of course I forgot your birthday and our wedding anniversary! Hey, this is hell!'

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Police Feline Unit

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Cariactures

Speed Dating for Turtles

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

Do Not Resuscitate

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Selling lemon latt�

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Faster, Georges, faster!

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

'Cannonball!'

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

Here and There Trays