Devil Enthusiasts Pillows

"First, we tell everybody that you're in rehab. I'll take it from there."

"Bad grades again? Great job, son."

'My bad.'

"Well...this constant badness is just sooo wearisome...."

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

Dairy Devil

A convenient attack of swine flu...

Devilled Eggs

Middle-Aged Man Celebrates Birthday Riding Escalator Without Holding Handrail!

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

Morbid evidence showing a high dive went terribly wrong!

Sawrd Fighting

"It sounds good so far, are there any strings attached?"

Hire Wire Act

"First whack at sword swallowing?"

Concerned about getting his expectant wife to the hospital on time, Gary hired a stunt driver for the 'big day'.

'Well, in all my years as a relationships adviser, this is the first time I've had to admit defeat within the first five minutes!'

Duel in the snow with snow shovels.

"Be right with you. I need to take this real quick."

At the retirement home for daredevils.

'I'm sorry to say that one among you is not pulling his weight... I don't think it's necessary to name names.'

Ok, who told him to stick his tongue on the iceberg?

"And it's a hybrid. It can run on either high octane gasoline or the tears of your enemies!"

'What are these for? You only bring me flowers when you've done something good.'

Devil Tricks

'Oh, come on -- You only live once!'

'Go ahead. If you make it across, they'll be telling your story for years.'

Daredevil Jack: Nobody calls me Chicken!

Trapeze fall - Prosthetic arms.

...To tell the truth, I find them quite becoming.

The Tightrope Walker

Mountain climbing, next exit...(Man posting sign falls).

A showdown between a cowboy and a clock

"I'd sell my soul for one of those."

No Caption. (Two gerbils are seen each in an exercise wheel. One is running and the other is riding a motorcycle.)