Devil Enthusiasts Gifts

"First, we tell everybody that you're in rehab. I'll take it from there."

"Bad grades again? Great job, son."

'My bad.'

"Well...this constant badness is just sooo wearisome...."

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

Dairy Devil

A convenient attack of swine flu...

Devilled Eggs

Middle-Aged Man Celebrates Birthday Riding Escalator Without Holding Handrail!

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

Morbid evidence showing a high dive went terribly wrong!

Sawrd Fighting

"It sounds good so far, are there any strings attached?"

Hire Wire Act

'Well, in all my years as a relationships adviser, this is the first time I've had to admit defeat within the first five minutes!'

At the retirement home for daredevils.

Devil Tricks

'I'm sorry to say that one among you is not pulling his weight... I don't think it's necessary to name names.'

"And it's a hybrid. It can run on either high octane gasoline or the tears of your enemies!"

'What are these for? You only bring me flowers when you've done something good.'

'Oh, come on -- You only live once!'

'Go ahead. If you make it across, they'll be telling your story for years.'

Daredevil Jack: Nobody calls me Chicken!

'These stunts are carried out by professionals! DO NOT TRY THEM AT HOME!' Child says, 'Oh!....Dad, can we got to Auntie Sarah's?'

A showdown between a cowboy and a clock

'No wonder it's so warm! Someone's been messing with the thermostat again!'

'We definitely need tighter border controls!'

Mountain climbing, next exit...(Man posting sign falls).

The Tightrope Walker

Trapeze fall - Prosthetic arms.

Mother with Child.

"I'd sell my soul for one of those."

...To tell the truth, I find them quite becoming.