Devil Fan Gifts

Angel & devil in raft fantasizing about food.

"Any references?"

Dairy Devil

Going Down?

"First, we tell everybody that you're in rehab. I'll take it from there."

"I'm enjoying law school but I don't want to be known as the attorney from hell."

Morbid evidence showing a high dive went terribly wrong!

'When did he start stroking a white Persian cat?'

Diabolical bureaucratic management

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

'I'm here due to an identity theft.'

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

"It sounds good so far, are there any strings attached?"

'You have the right to refuse the body scanner, but then I'll have to pat you down.'

'Please feel free to take me out of context.'

'Mum said I take after your side of the family, Dad!'

'Well, in all my years as a relationships adviser, this is the first time I've had to admit defeat within the first five minutes!'

"Well...this constant badness is just sooo wearisome...."

Angel Golf

'I was on my way to a costume party when it happened...'

"It's talk like a pirate day."

Devil Tricks

'I'm sorry to say that one among you is not pulling his weight... I don't think it's necessary to name names.'

Old Darth Vader

"I am underwhelmed by your so-called 'Infinity Pool."

'What are these for? You only bring me flowers when you've done something good.'

'... And the last thing I remember saying was, 'It oughta be a sin to look this good.''

'Go ahead. If you make it across, they'll be telling your story for years.'

'Are these billable hours?'

Daredevil Jack: Nobody calls me Chicken!

Football of the Gods...