Devil Character Fan Gifts

The devil went down to Georgia he was lookin' for an election to

Dairy Devil

"Any references?"

Going Down?

"First, we tell everybody that you're in rehab. I'll take it from there."

"I'm enjoying law school but I don't want to be known as the attorney from hell."

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

Morbid evidence showing a high dive went terribly wrong!

'When did he start stroking a white Persian cat?'

"It sounds good so far, are there any strings attached?"

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

'You have the right to refuse the body scanner, but then I'll have to pat you down.'

'Please feel free to take me out of context.'

'Mum said I take after your side of the family, Dad!'

"Well...this constant badness is just sooo wearisome...."

"I think it's important to remember that he isn't gone forever. He's still alive. He just played a character on TV who died."

'Well, in all my years as a relationships adviser, this is the first time I've had to admit defeat within the first five minutes!'

'I was on my way to a costume party when it happened...'

Pepparazzi

"It's talk like a pirate day."

Team!

Devil Tricks

High wire performer has to stop at traffic lights for crossing trapeze artists.

This was the first and last time Rolf bungee-jumped!

Old Darth Vader

"I am underwhelmed by your so-called 'Infinity Pool."

'What are these for? You only bring me flowers when you've done something good.'

'... And the last thing I remember saying was, 'It oughta be a sin to look this good.''

'I'm sorry to say that one among you is not pulling his weight... I don't think it's necessary to name names.'

'Go ahead. If you make it across, they'll be telling your story for years.'

Daredevil Jack: Nobody calls me Chicken!

"I'd sell my soul for one of those."

...To tell the truth, I find them quite becoming.