Devil Fan Pillows

Angel & devil in raft fantasizing about food.

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

"Any references?"

Dairy Devil

Going Down?

"Show me a man who's optimistic about the human race..."

"First, we tell everybody that you're in rehab. I'll take it from there."

"I'm enjoying law school but I don't want to be known as the attorney from hell."

Morbid evidence showing a high dive went terribly wrong!

'When did he start stroking a white Persian cat?'

Diabolical bureaucratic management

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

"The Devil's Advocate." Press Room. At last, Ernie, the first edition of our newspaper is ready to go! Did we cover all seven deadly sins? I think so ... We've got greed in the business section, sloth in the leisure section, gluttony in the restaurant reviews and lust in the movie reviews. How about envy and pride? Envy in the gossip column, pride in birth announcements. Okay, but how about wrath? Hey, the opinion section is full of it!

'You have the right to refuse the body scanner, but then I'll have to pat you down.'

'I'm here due to an identity theft.'

"It sounds good so far, are there any strings attached?"

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

'Please feel free to take me out of context.'

"Well...this constant badness is just sooo wearisome...."

'Mum said I take after your side of the family, Dad!'

'Well, in all my years as a relationships adviser, this is the first time I've had to admit defeat within the first five minutes!'

Angel Golf

'... And the last thing I remember saying was, 'It oughta be a sin to look this good.''

'What are these for? You only bring me flowers when you've done something good.'

'I'm sorry to say that one among you is not pulling his weight... I don't think it's necessary to name names.'

"It's talk like a pirate day."

Devil Tricks

'I was on my way to a costume party when it happened...'

Old Darth Vader

"I am underwhelmed by your so-called 'Infinity Pool."

'Go ahead. If you make it across, they'll be telling your story for years.'

'Are these billable hours?'

Daredevil Jack: Nobody calls me Chicken!

Football of the Gods...