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'... but for a full ENGLISH breakfast you can't beat Blackpool, sir!'

"Study her closely...the laughing eyes, the dimpled smile...she's got 'em right where she wants 'em."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"Swing me with your words."

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

"Let's go someplace where I can talk."

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

Truman Capote

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Your being boring, stuffy and predictable is part of your charm."

You've discovered how elderly dudes can keep picking up chicks? I've amended Giacomo's Theorem, yes. The pickup number is now direction proportional to age in instances where charm is also directly proportional to age. Journals from Milan to Vegas are publishing my findings. Of course, there's one flaw in my theory. Hold that thought, I feel some gas coming on. It won't apply to most dudes.

Person Reading For Pleasure

"It's nice to know I've still got it."

Let me stand behind that one and you take my picture.

'Quaint Ye Olde Diner,' with a sign 'Mom's home cooked meal, $3.50, Colloquial Native Chatter $1.00 extra.'

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

Frankly, your honor, I'm unprepaired, so I'm going to have to rely on personal charm and animal magnetism

"I know you can't tell officer, but I'm giving you the sweetest smile."

Mrs.Beelzebub's faux pas.

'You're completely delusional, Mr. Bloom. And therein lies your charm.'

Bob didn't win the race. He was just better - looking.

Man and Woman in the Drawing Room

'Hmmm... Nice dresser AND boyishly good looking."

"I think we're beginning to chip away at the stigma."

If you think I've been witty and charming so far, wait until you see the word balloons I have back at my house.

Salesmen - You're right, you have a charming smile.

'Help out a fellow non-conformist?'

Adult filmstrips

'My agent really needs to book me better gigs...'

Gymnastic Scores.

"Harold still has all the moves...he just forgot how to use them."

Spring Cleaning

"There's just something about a smooth-talking 80-something I can't resist."

"Maybe I should just comb it back and get really good at sex."

'She's going to be a TV presenter.'