Local Charm Enthusiasts Gifts

'... but for a full ENGLISH breakfast you can't beat Blackpool, sir!'

"Study her closely...the laughing eyes, the dimpled smile...she's got 'em right where she wants 'em."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"Swing me with your words."

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

"Let's go someplace where I can talk."

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Your being boring, stuffy and predictable is part of your charm."

Person Reading For Pleasure

'Quaint Ye Olde Diner,' with a sign 'Mom's home cooked meal, $3.50, Colloquial Native Chatter $1.00 extra.'

Let me stand behind that one and you take my picture.

"It's nice to know I've still got it."

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

"I know you can't tell officer, but I'm giving you the sweetest smile."

'You're completely delusional, Mr. Bloom. And therein lies your charm.'

'Hmmm... Nice dresser AND boyishly good looking."

"I think we're beginning to chip away at the stigma."

Salesmen - You're right, you have a charming smile.

Man and Woman in the Drawing Room

Adult filmstrips

'My agent really needs to book me better gigs...'

Bob didn't win the race. He was just better - looking.

'Help out a fellow non-conformist?'

Gymnastic Scores.

"Harold still has all the moves...he just forgot how to use them."

Spring Cleaning

"Maybe I should just comb it back and get really good at sex."

"There's just something about a smooth-talking 80-something I can't resist."

'Well one of us need to watch him, otherwise he's liable to take somebody's eye out!'