Charm Enthusiasts Gifts

"Harold still has all the moves...he just forgot how to use them."

Oh, you and your flattery! You must have kissed the Blarney Stone! I was in Ireland. I was lonely. I'd rather not talk about it.

You've discovered how elderly dudes can keep picking up chicks? I've amended Giacomo's Theorem, yes. The pickup number is now direction proportional to age in instances where charm is also directly proportional to age. Journals from Milan to Vegas are publishing my findings. Of course, there's one flaw in my theory. Hold that thought, I feel some gas coming on. It won't apply to most dudes.

'Who do you think you're kidding? — the AARP doesn't have secret agents!'

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

'Well one of us need to watch him, otherwise he's liable to take somebody's eye out!'

Salesmen - You're right, you have a charming smile.

"I know you can't tell officer, but I'm giving you the sweetest smile."

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"Study her closely...the laughing eyes, the dimpled smile...she's got 'em right where she wants 'em."

"Swing me with your words."

'Your future looks charming.'

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"It's the adorable snowman!"

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'

"Let's go someplace where I can talk."

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.

'Another martini please.'

"He can be a real charmer when he wants to be."

You give dives a bad name. Somebody has to!

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Sadly, there are those who take advantage of bunnies down on their financial luck.

'You can't charm me out of this chair.'

Not Such Disagreeable Weather for the Haymakers as Some People Think.

"Oh, wow! A lucky penne."

I don't get why ladies find you so charming, and me so boring. Simple projection. Believe she finds you charming because you're wittier and more mysterious than she is. She'll sense you're a challenge. Suddenly she'll make anything you say conform to that assumption. So I just Jedi mind-trick them? Maybe not ANYthing.

'A white cat! That's good luck.' 'It doesn't work that way.'

'I told you those good-luck charms we brought were a waste of money!'

"You're definitely in the top 1,000,000,000 people on this planet."

'How much did you say your name was?'

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

"Hey, I don't see Harry Truman's name on the ballot!"

'Yer luck's run out old timer - I've come fer what's mine!'