Charm Expert Gifts

'Would you say I have gorgeous hair, lovely eyes and a great smile?. . . You say the nicest things.'

Ernie is a very agreeable fellow -- He's always the last to "no."

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"I'd like to date you instead. When's your down time?"

'He has a BS but it has nothing to do with education.'

'Clarence wondered why he hadn't switched to that new aftershave sooner'

"Study her closely...the laughing eyes, the dimpled smile...she's got 'em right where she wants 'em."

You're the olive in my martini

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"Swing me with your words."

'May I have the key to your heart?'

"Let's go someplace where I can talk."

'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'

'Another martini please.'

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

You've discovered how elderly dudes can keep picking up chicks? I've amended Giacomo's Theorem, yes. The pickup number is now direction proportional to age in instances where charm is also directly proportional to age. Journals from Milan to Vegas are publishing my findings. Of course, there's one flaw in my theory. Hold that thought, I feel some gas coming on. It won't apply to most dudes.

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'

"What a midfield wizard!"

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

"She's an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a bear onesie."

'Well, it's an easy job, but I should warn you: The boss is quite the charmer...'

"I know you can't tell officer, but I'm giving you the sweetest smile."

"Sssay, you're a real charmer!"

"And when I say I'm immune to your charms I think I speak for the herd."

Frankly, your honor, I'm unprepaired, so I'm going to have to rely on personal charm and animal magnetism

"I'm VERY musical...even my feet hum..!"

"Please don't feel it necessary to make conversation."

'I'll be candid, Mr. Simmons. Yours is the worst case of sheer animal magnetism I've ever seen!'

'You're completely delusional, Mr. Bloom. And therein lies your charm.'

Part two of the adult ed. class 'How to Impress Women.'

Salesmen - You're right, you have a charming smile.

"Leverage', by Goldman, Sachs."

"You were wonderful at the Gardners' last night, Fred, when you turned on the charm."